Mercedes Benz SLR

Written by Bear Silber in ,

Mercedes SLR #2

This is a $500,000 piece of art. It is so amazingly beautiful. I crawled inside and wept, alone. I was drawn into the fetal position. In her lovely womb. I stayed that way for hours. Crying. Until the evil receptionist rapped on the window waking me from my wondrous dream of being born to such a machine. I was then tossed back to reality….a harsh reality…I’m human. Wah.

Mercedes SLR

5 comments op “Mercedes Benz SLR”

  1. Jeffery James said:

    Have you seen that SNL skit where the car has a vagina?

  2. Miss Christina said:

    Soooo, a certain Mr. J. J. Racheff told me you had a super amazingly awesome website and stuff….so here I am! yippy skippy

    um, that car is nice and all, but it aint got SHIT on my corolla!!!! ;);)

  3. max said:

    have you seen that SNL skit where Max has a vagina?

  4. Bear Silber said:

    Christina! What’s up? What’s new? Corolla, crapolla. Hah.

    …and no I have not seen either SNL skits.

  5. Candice said:

    That was kind of creepy bear… did you really sit in there crying?

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