If you were wondering what to get me for my birthday (it’s not for a abit anyways), wonder no more. Someone out there please buy me a box Gummy Bacon. I probably won’t eat much of it but it would be so cool to carry around and give out to people. It actually resembles bacon to a degree. You could gross out quite a few people. I know my dad would freak. He goes nuts when I eat turkey bacon “raw.” It’s fully cooked! It’s like cold cuts. Ian doesn’t like it so much when I do that either, or is it Lance? I can’t remember.

P.S. I’m currently listening to “Get Drunk and Be Somebody” by Toby Keith. If you don’t have this song go to iTunes a get it immediately. I can’t wait for summer.