Ahh, it’s that time of year again where cute little girls in cute little uniforms attack you at the entryway of every supermarket chain from Albany to Anchorage. What better symbol of suburbia is there than Girl Scout cookies. They’re like boxes of love. A typical bounty of these delicious cookies lasts only long enough to have you buying more the next time you go to the market. In a house with seven kids, not including friends, these babies are like gold. You’d be lucky to get your greedy little paws on a couple of each flavor.
Additionaly, Dryers/Edys is putting out it’s seasonal offerings of three Girl Scout cookies, Peanut Butter Patties (Tagalongs), Caramel DeLites (Samoas) and Thin Mints. They all contain chunks of the cookies mixed in the ice cream. I haven’t tried these myself and sadly I won’t this year but I encourage all others out there to give in to temptation and give your stomach what it wants. They offer all three flavors in regular and light varieties.
One time I found sixty dollars lying around outside of a bank. I looked around and there was no one in site, so… I did what every other greedy american would’ve done: I snatched that shit.
I felt guilty the moment I took, but I didn’t let that stop me. This was my sixty dollars, and I was gonna do what ever the hell I wanted to do with it. The guilt wore off for a second, and then it came on, sevenfold. Avenged Sevenfold, that is. Anyways, the point is, to justify myself, I gave twenty dollars to a group of girl scouts who approached me to purchase their cookies. I bought only one box, even though I could’ve gotten four.
I’m a good person.
Ha ha, nice. I never knew you found 60 bones. When was that? What bank? Have you eaten any GS cookies this year?